昨天的蘋果發表會 應該不少人呵欠連連，其實最精彩的是發表會之後，
賈伯斯的獨白：
所以一直以來，APPLE的logo 才會長這樣
以上報告完畢，希望有幫大家黑特到，蘋果這一波發表會真的讓人太嘔了啦
補充說明一下山寨機是啥意思
一般被用來稱呼仿冒品 或是白牌／小品牌的產品
至於詳細說明，請看癮科技
http://chinese.engadget.com/2008/07/31/pink-yin-0725/
[撰文：LawrenceL]
賈伯斯的獨白 iPod Nano不能說的祕密
2008.09.10 05:56PM
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其實二代也有啦...但網路限定Orz
我也還再用一代阿!!!看來看去還是一代最好看
哈哈
英文版的也不錯
不過夾不死身後那張功能的表格需要改成英文嗎?
哈哈 兵不厭詐 這是戰爭
果然是Apple呀
這個好笑
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
www.chinaz.us
颱風天找事做~XD
如果那邊沒弄好請講一下嚕
http://album.blog.yam.com/album.php?userid=wing0826&folder=4966381
http://picasaweb.google.com/wing0826/IpodNano4gEng
好笑且有原創性，尤其是最後的蘋果....
不過每個顏色都有代言人，唯獨橘色沒有，作者可以考慮一下邀請「阿尼」來作橘色代言人...
好個棒XD
我到限在還在用一代說...
電池真的很不耐Orz
但設計我喜歡...
四代唯一吸引我的大概只有大紅色吧......
其實二代也有啦...但網路限定Orz
感謝P兄的翻譯，再加上小薑的，共有兩個版本，壞傢伙要不要選一下，科科。趕快做成英文版的吧，真期待。
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( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ這就是人生呀
小薑翻譯的好快，有沒有人趕快合成一下，讓人知道老賈推出新nano的背後原因！
I went to China a couple of years back
And found out they got all these pirate machines
I've been thinking long and hard on how to beat these pirates at their game
And the solution is to pirate the pirates
Load a great big screen...
With a great slim body...
Now that's what I call the "pirate of silicon valley..."
And now, the iPod spokespeople of the year...
Yo, babe! Me like!
Me want! Hey, let go! I traded in my ifat nano for this!
Not to worry, there's something for everyone!
iPod Nano rules!
BTW, they made me grow larger and longer!
How dare you use a two-year-old design...
Coz we're Apple, wanna piece of me?
That's why Apple's logo has always looked like this...
2 years ago, I went to China.
And I saw these marvelously craptastic fakes.
And I began thinking, how can we ever deal with this onslaught of look-alikes?
The answer is simple: To make our products look like our look-alikes! ("Fake the crap out of fake craps")
Boom! The screen is as big as it gets,
and the body is as slim as it gets.
This is what I call "Keeping it real fake".
Now let me present: Our new spokesthings!
"..." "..." "..." "..."
Enough! You all get your own colors.
"..."
Why show off a two year old design?
Because we're Apple. Bite me.
dear piatigorsky
如果可以的話 萬事拜託了
只是這篇裡面有不少台灣專用梗 怕是有點難度
不然你自行加料吧 XD
有翻完的話再丟上來大家同樂一下 cc
簽名檔之***我想作個好人***
要不要弄個英文版，傳到國外的論壇？需要的話我可以幫忙翻喔 XD
看了好幾次，笑到流淚～～五彩蘋果的梗真的超好的！！！
蘋不厭詐，這是戰爭！！！
[撰文：阿弟剋死]
我只能說拍案叫絕呀XD
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( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ這就是人生呀
你咬我阿 好笑
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